Okay, It’s official, my favorite character isn’t Dave, John, Bro, Dirk, Alpha Bro or even Davesprite. It’s Hal. Hal wins all the awards, he’s got a giant heapton of awards, he could boil those suckers down and make a gold mountain with all the awards I’m giving him.
Anyway Hal’s pretty much saying: “Whoa hey check it out dude, there’s no Dirk here. Well, no Dirk but me since we are approximately exactly the same guy, except for the fact that I am a bodiless pair of shades.”